They're not out for nuts this time...

Happy Day-where-you-dress-up-as-something-fun-or-spooky-and-
ask-for-candy-from-strangers!

A little to the left.

Moments later, Bill no longer needed his back scratched. He was, however, in need of a tourniquet.

Clogs and floss. Gotta have 'em.

If you didn't notice already, there is no MNSMS this week. (Our conference room has been taken over by a large vindictive sea cow, and refuses to leave. I'm not sure what we did, but we are calling upon the top sea cow removal unit know in the Boise area to handle the situation. A safe and humane removal is our top priority. So far, 9 people have died in the process.)

But, I have received a special treat that I wish to share with you. "Toy museum" Dan has sent me a visual representation on how the Monday Night Staff Meeting Sketches actually come to fruition. This will answer many questions you may have about this process, like "How do you work the primary flange?" and "Where do you place the ball bearings?"

Thank you Dan! This explains a lot. Enjoy!

Ten facts about Face Drawings!

1. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into a face drawing.
2. A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and a face drawing.
3. When face drawings are swallowed, they will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes!
4. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with a face drawing and water.
5. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using face drawings!
6. There are more than two hundred different kinds of face drawings.
7. Face drawings can be very poisonous if injected intravenously!
8. Face drawings have a memory span of three seconds.
9. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about a face drawing.
10. Face drawings can turn their stomach inside out.

There's a fly in my corpse.

For my 5th corpse, something kind of interesting happened. Here's the slice I was given.

I noticed the plant in it. To me, it looked like a corn plant.

So I did a Google search for "corn plant," and found this image. It matched the slice perfectly! It was the same exact image! What are the chances? 4,823,672,110 to 1, I think.

What better way to display a corn plant than to stick it on a kid wearing a strainer. Ahh, perfect.

And here we have the final piece. A thing o' beauty. Well, any image that has a space chimp, strainer plumes and a cat has to be special.

You're a big nut, again.

And now, for your pleasure...

Acornic information.

This is one of hundreds of acorns that adorn my left arm. Every three to four years, I get quite a strong crop of these little fellas, and become very popular with squirrels, bluejays, weevils, and a guy named Larry that lives down the street.

Once the acorns have been sorted and put into their proper house, the shelling parties begin. These lively festivals can sometimes carry on for weeks, depending on how long the cotton candy vendors stick around. Once the outer shell is removed, the soft inner nut is used for various purposes, including food, flotation devices, and nose plugs.

Monday Night Staff Meeting Sketch - Supplement C

Thanks to Dan (Yes, THE Dan for the wonderful blog "Dan's Toy Blog") for supplying me with a long, boring, uneventful staff meeting example, I have now filled up 14 sketch books. However, due to strict budget concerns here at P.D.o.G.U., we can only show one page. Thank you, Dan, and enjoy. May you get over your MC life.

I, at first, just drew this happy, smiling star. But I thought it needed something else. And what better way to make any picture better than to add firearms. Besides, it's a "shooting star!" (Okay, so you saw that one a mile away...)

At least his teeth are clean. And he has pointy ears. That's gotta count for something.

Hey, guy! The star! Look at the first drawing! The star has it. He's got your gun! Hey,...you! Look up!... Up there!... At the top of the screen! The star has your gun! He's got it up there! Up...there! Hello?! Are you... HEY! LOOK UP!! THE STAR...oh, never mind.

Some people might say that rock climbing is a pretty dangerous sport. Pffff!! Whatever! You know what I think? I think rock climbing over shark infested waters is a dangerous sport. And I do it all the time.
Here. In Idaho.
Over lakes that are infested with the very rare Idaho shark.
And, it's 40 feet long.
Yeah.

I have to apologize to all you hairy-legged P.D.o.G.U. fans out there, as well as all the P.D.o.G.U. fans that are giant headed worms that enjoy staring at hairy legs, or the P.D.o.G.U. walking, talking scissors fans that enjoy snipping hairy legs. I don't mean to be stereotypical with this one.

I feel happy! I feel happy!

And now, so you can never say "You never gave me anything!!", here's a free desktop wallpaper background thing-a-ma-doo-hickey. For those days you just feel like smiling, here are a few little glossy smiley buttons to do the trick. Enjoy!

Don't get addicted without it!

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Warning: Drinking Strike and Burn may cause your heart to blow up into a thousand sharp little pieces, which will injure anyone in a 40 mile radius. Please drink responsibly.

Monday Night Staff Meeting Sketch #14

MNSMS is back, baby!

While I experience a heightened sense of super natural powers while I am ill, I also seem to have to ability to draw guys with gigantic teeth quite easily. Unfortunately, I'm feeling better now, and I no longer can punch through brick walls and draw denturific people.

Here's yet another example of what could have been an amazing picture of a potato disco-dancing his heart out. (If those guys would have just talked a little bit longer about that display project.)

Squashy kid face. Squashy kid face. Why do you look so glum?
Run along now. Run along now. Your elbow looks real dumb.

Who can't love a comic that goes "Doink, doink,...WHAM!" This, by the way, is a political statement regarding orphaned albino pygmy monkeys that are being forced to into slavery where they make basketball sweatbands all day long, and only get half a cucumber for it.

Remember kids, hot chocolate and coffee fights in the workplace are prohibited. Place go to the designated areas marked with this drawing to resume your tom foolery. That is all.

You are just sick!

So, I think it's finally happened. The first cold of the cold season for me. This sketch is dedicated to this moment. (I've been saving it.)



Later, as my belly button falls off and my hair turns green, I'll do another drawing. By the time I'm a heap of pulsating mush, I'll document the events with a video camera.